Penny baggage

Hi, my name is Cathy.
I often lose my keys and never know when to shut up.

I just want to say “thank you” to all the individuals I have face-to-face interactions with.

It’s just nice, to be around people. It gives me a lot of energy. ^_^
Maybe one day we can dance in a flower field, with flowers in our hair. 

— 22 hours ago

if countries were students

Australia:The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America:The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada:The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England:The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand:Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands:That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France:The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China:The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia:The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
— 1 week ago with 533126 notes

deepjackson:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

hahahaha Orange is the new black, hahahahaha

"If you want to get paid while not working, you should have to run for Congress …" HAHAHAHAHA.

(via airikjeong)

— 1 week ago with 491163 notes