Dear 1997 Honda Accord,
I have to admit, when I first got you I didn’t want to take responsibility so whenever problems arise, I would call my dad. Now, you are legally mine and have over 220,000 miles on you. Good job.
Thank you for holding on so long, and I want to ask you to do so for another 2 months so I can have enough money to fix you up, get a new transmission.
SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. STOP MISPLACING YOUR KEYS.